Steak Club is always up for a challenge and with that in mind I welcome Andre’s spicing up of pre-drinks with a little game of hide-and-seek. His selection of Brasserie Rocque in
Fortunately I’d left enough of a time buffer and made it within the 15min cut-off to avoid further adding to my alarmingly high strafdop tally. Others were less fortunate, with both Stacy and Brad getting fined for late arrival.
A few pints later and Andre led us off to Steak Club’s first 2012 outing. Given the freezing temperatures, the walk felt like an expedition rather than the short four minute walk that it actually was. So it was a massive relief when we finally arrived at The Steak Exchange and got out of the cold.
The Steak Exchange as a venue is actually quite pleasant with décor suitable to a proper steakhouse, stylish in keeping with the corporate surroundings yet not too formal. Being a Friday night I was a little surprised that it wasn’t busier, but I guess that could be the effects of the cold weather keeping people at home.
The menu has all the basic cuts, but quite disappointing with the sizes on offer. I’d have expected larger versions on offer for some of the steaks (such as the sirloin). Brad even resorted to ordering two steaks to sate his hunger (and it says something that the waitress didn’t bat an eyelid at this request – it obviously happens fairly often).
For me though, it was to be the old faithful – a T-Bone, at a respectable 600g and ordered rare.
When my steak arrived, it was probably more bleu than rare to be honest. This didn’t really bother me, but might be a bit off-putting for others so its worth being cautious when ordering rare.
Unfortunately the quality of the steaks was a let-down, with none of us being too impressed with the meal. Very average with respect to taste, tenderness and texture so not too much to talk about sadly.
Our wine for the evening was the 2008 Mount Brown Pinot Noir to start with, followed by a 2010 E.S.Vino Malbec. The Pinot Noir was unfortunately relatively bland and I wouldn’t recommend it. Fortunately the Malbec was better (though not fantastic). I think Andre was just unfortunate as several of his wine choices were out of stock so he wasn’t able to order his first choice (which no doubt he had extensively researched beforehand!)
The waitress was a strong positive for the evening (Andre’s winning streak on the “waitress” category continues!). Not only was she a “she”, but also was friendly, attentive and was actually quite knowledgeable about steaks. Higher marks in this category would have been scored, had our waitress not waited until after we’d finished our meals to offer advice on which wine would have gone best with the steaks…
After the meal, we hopped into a taxi and headed to bar called “EV” near the Cut. There were big debts to pay off on the strafdop front, and EV pretty much only stocks the cheap stuff so nasty hangovers all around….
Steak = 5.5 x 5 = 27.5
Venue = 7
Menu = 6
Waitress = 7
Wine = 4
Value = 7
Total = 58.5



